1 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:04,922 [Silas] No, I'm telling you, you got the wrong guy. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,216 You got the wrong guy! 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,843 I didn't bust out the amulet to get revenge on the Russos. 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,762 They busted me out! I'm innocent! 5 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:13,597 Of this. 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,766 In that case, let's get you out of here. 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:16,975 -Really? -No! 8 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:20,187 This is the island prison of Wizcatraz. 9 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,271 Nobody leaves. 10 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,065 Yeah. That's what you think. 11 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,817 I broke out of here before and I'll do it again. 12 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:29,363 You haven't built a cell that can hold Silas Evilini! 13 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:32,950 [laughing maniacally] 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,201 Actually, we have. 15 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,452 Sorry, what's that now? 16 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,204 Take his stuff. 17 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,583 Let's go, Evilini. 18 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:45,003 No, no, no. 19 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:50,467 You're making a big mistake. Russos! 20 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,097 It worked. Silas walked us right into Wizcatraz. 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,474 Yeah, but should we feel bad? I mean, he is innocent. 22 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:01,061 Of this. The man stuck me in a tube and tried to steal my powers. 23 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,563 Good point. Good point. Let's do this. 24 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,861 Okay, all we have to do is find my dad and bust him out of here 25 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,613 so he can help us open the rift and save my mom. 26 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,198 -Great. What's your plan? -I don't know. 27 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,866 -Where are they keeping him? -I don't know. 28 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,285 How are you going to find him? 29 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,369 I don't know. 30 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:21,164 Are you telling me you snuck in here without a plan? 31 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:24,126 Justin, I'm impulsive and reactionary. It's part of my charm. 32 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:26,712 Is it? 33 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:35,887 I got an idea. 34 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,975 [Billie] See? Who needs a plan? [grunts] 35 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:43,478 Here's an idea. 36 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,647 Why don't I wear the suit and you hide in the crate? 37 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,232 Good plan. 38 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:50,652 [♪ theme song playing] 39 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,530 [singing] ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 40 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:57,200 ♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪ 41 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,162 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 42 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:04,499 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 43 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,586 [whispering] ♪ You could run into trouble if you go to extremes because ♪ 44 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,380 [singing] ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 45 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,548 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 46 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:14,968 ♪ What it seems ♪ 47 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,100 Every prison has a record room. 48 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,019 We find that, we can find where they're hiding your dad. 49 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,937 How do you know so much about prisons? 50 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:27,189 Well, I am the principal of a prison. 51 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,899 -You mean a middle school? -What did I say? 52 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,318 -[guard] Hey! -Get down. 53 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,033 [guard] Why aren't you at your post? 54 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,242 Uh... 55 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,037 Because I'm taking this crate full of bones to the records room. 56 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,914 [thuds, electrical buzzing] 57 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,165 Why? 58 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,375 Uh... 59 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,210 I didn't ask why. 60 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,753 Good man. 61 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,214 Wish I had ten more like you. 62 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,799 Records room's right down that way. 63 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,724 So Justin and Billie broke into 64 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:05,143 the most dangerous prison in the Wizard world, 65 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,104 and you're just telling me this now? 66 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,480 I didn't want you to yell. 67 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,981 I don't yell! 68 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,527 Hey, Mrs. Russo. Heard you yelling. 69 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,864 I guess Roman told you about Mr. Russo and Billie sneaking out to Wizcatraz. 70 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,159 Winter knew before me? 71 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,958 Guys, I was in the lair, and I heard a bunch of beeping, 72 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,085 and I thought it was a smoke detector. 73 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:32,796 But then I remembered I took all the batteries out of those 74 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,173 so I could practice fire spells without anybody knowing-- 75 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,050 You took all the batteries out of the smoke detectors? 76 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,094 That, you're not gonna yell about? 77 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,595 Mom yells at you? 78 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,932 Milo, focus. What is this about the beeping? 79 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,476 Right. The beeping is coming from this thing, 80 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,437 which says, "Alex Russo located." 81 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,896 -[Giada gasps] -[Milo] This is good, right? 82 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,024 Ah! It worked! I gotta tell Justin. 83 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,234 Huh. 84 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,571 This is creating a trans-dimensional bridge straight to Alex. 85 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,989 I bet it wouldn't be hard to turn it into-- 86 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,615 A two-way communicator. 87 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:01,867 Then we could let Aunt Alex know 88 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:02,951 we're trying to bring her back. 89 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:07,372 No, no, no, no, no. This machine is the only thing connecting us to Alex. 90 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,166 Do not touch it. 91 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,001 -No-- -I said, don't touch it! 92 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,380 And for the record, that is yelling. 93 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,757 I'm gonna get a message to your dad. 94 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,509 -Come on, Milo. -What do you need me for? 95 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,845 You're gonna replace all the batteries in the smoke detectors. 96 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,264 Yeah, that's probably a good idea. 97 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,185 You know, it would only take-- 98 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,062 A small adjustment to the plasma amplifier. And we could-- 99 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:34,149 Boost the positronic delta wave by at least a kilojoule. 100 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,484 Maybe a kilojoule and a half! 101 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:40,322 I think when my mom sees the results, she'll agree that we were right to... 102 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,993 We're not doing the sentence finishing thing anymore? 103 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,829 I'm just gonna jump right in. 104 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:49,372 Good call! 105 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,214 Ah. [chuckles] Okay. 106 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,674 [groans softly] 107 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,969 All right, you keep watch. I'm going in. 108 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,847 -[electricity buzzing] -[groans] 109 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:08,058 -It shocked me. -Let me try. 110 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,644 -[electricity buzzing] -Ow! It shocked me, too. 111 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,480 -What did you think was gonna happen? -I don't know. Something else. 112 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,316 Okay, we can open this door. 113 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,526 We just need to take a moment, 114 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:18,735 -devise a plan... -[Billie] Out of my way! 115 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,445 ...and figure out the best way... Oh! 116 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,698 Billie! Whoa! 117 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,408 She'll never survive that! 118 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:27,619 Man, that's deep. 119 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,162 I know! Billie? 120 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,039 You're alive! 121 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,293 -What were you thinking? -I wasn't, which is why it worked. 122 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,672 All right, let's just find your dad's file and figure out what cell he's in. 123 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:39,756 Okay. 124 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,884 Well, this is the A's, which means Penwulf would be... 125 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,430 Ugh. Up there. 126 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,351 Of course. It's Wizcatraz. Even the records room is trying to kill you. 127 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,730 You stay here and keep watch. I'm gonna go find your dad's file. 128 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:56,857 -What if I-- -No. 129 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:57,941 -But then I could-- -No! 130 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,359 -So I'll just stay here? -No! 131 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,778 Wait. Yes. You do that. Stay here. 132 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,197 How am I supposed to help free my dad 133 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,782 if I'm standing here doing nothing? 134 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,909 [keys jingling] 135 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,708 That guy's got keys to the whole place. 136 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,336 Who's Justin kidding? He knows I'm gonna do something. 137 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:28,179 Oh, the J's. This is gonna take forever. 138 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,309 I know. I'll just levitate myself up there. 139 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,352 Yeah. 140 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,479 [exhales] Levitatus me-us! 141 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,816 That wasn't the spell that I cast. 142 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:41,401 Let's try this again. 143 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,904 Levitatus me-- 144 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,118 Okay, there is no way that I cast a spell wrong twice. 145 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,828 [gasps] 146 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,122 Billie! There's a spell scrambler! 147 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,666 Any time you cast a spell, it'll go wrong, 148 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,627 so don't use any magic! 149 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,799 Bridge the distance with great ease, 150 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,551 bring to me that ring of keys. 151 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,138 Something about this feels weird. 152 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,517 Ah. I'm stuck to this guy's back. That's what it is. 153 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,400 What is going on with my magic? 154 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,278 My spell went wrong, cut me some slack. 155 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,529 Get me off this big guy's back. 156 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,115 Oil? Why? 157 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,869 -[grunts] -Oh, no, we're going down! 158 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,954 [thuds] 159 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,166 At least I got the keys. 160 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,460 Hope the guards didn't hear that ruckus. 161 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,423 Heard that ruckus, huh? 162 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:53,139 I just have to re-attenuate the gamma modulator, 163 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,724 then I can reverse the polarity 164 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,102 and stabilize the interdimensional connection to Alex. 165 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,728 But that'll take forever. 166 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,440 Oh. I know. I'll cast a dimension stabilization spell. 167 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,192 Roman, we don't need magic. 168 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,319 -This is a tech problem. -That I can fix with magic. 169 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,238 -Let's just use tech. -Or we can use magic. 170 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,322 -Tech. -Magic! 171 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,324 -I'll show you. -Not if I show you first. 172 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,784 Energizing the Tesla coil. 173 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,577 Across space and time and vast dimensions... 174 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,870 Devating the coulon emitter. 175 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,330 ...boost and strengthen this emotional connection. 176 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,415 And engage! 177 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,584 [both] I did it! 178 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,002 [crackles] 179 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,338 [both] You did it. 180 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,925 [electricity crackling] 181 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,179 I reversed the polarity, 182 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,724 and then your stupid spell reversed my reversed polarity. 183 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:39,227 Are you telling me we ran this thing on regular polarity? 184 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:41,855 No wonder it blew up. 185 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,106 [smoke detector beeping] 186 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,775 [Giada] Milo, why is the smoke detector going off? 187 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,653 [Milo] Because you made me put the batteries back in! 188 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:51,406 We gotta get this out of here before my mom sees it. 189 00:08:57,412 --> 00:09:00,290 Oh, wow. I am way up here. 190 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,376 It is a good thing I'm not afraid of heights. [laughs] 191 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,713 [whimpers] No, I am afraid of heights. 192 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:08,882 I've just never been up this high. 193 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,508 Okay, okay, focus. 194 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,594 [breathes deeply] Let's do this. 195 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,637 All right. 196 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,474 Pencat, Pendog, Penwulf! 197 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,517 Damien Penwulf. 198 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,811 Damien Penwulf. Cell 140. 199 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,688 We found him! 200 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:26,191 -The hard part is over! [laughs] -[alarm blaring] 201 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,318 Oh, no! [screams] 202 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,946 [man over PA system] Attention, Wizcatraz. 203 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,449 We've captured an unauthorized teenage wizard. 204 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,744 Be advised, she has a smart mouth and a bad attitude. 205 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,080 The hard part is never over. 206 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,418 -[head guard] Take her away. -No, wait. I'm innocent. 207 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,797 Yeah, that's why we're throwing you out of Wizcatraz. 208 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,465 Throw me out? No, no, you can't. 209 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,968 I have to stay. Because I'm... I'm... I'm guilty of so much stuff. 210 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,387 [head guard] Kid, you don't belong here. Let's go. 211 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:57,472 [guard 2] Hold on. 212 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,558 We can't just throw her out. She's a troublemaker. 213 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,602 I am. I am so much trouble. 214 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,853 So you know what? Uh... Uh... 215 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,396 Just throw me in a cell. 216 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:09,025 Maybe go on your lunch break and leave me unsupervised for a little bit. Yeah. 217 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,486 Yeah, you'd like that, 218 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,696 so you could break back out with these! 219 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,698 Hey, you stole my keys. 220 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,909 That I stole off that other guy. 221 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:19,828 [head guard] Lock her up! 222 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:23,289 [guard 2] No, we're not locking her up. This one's going to the pit. 223 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,958 The pit? No. 224 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,377 Throw me out! Throw me out! Please! 225 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,216 Why won't this text to your father go through? 226 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,051 You think it's because he's in the wizard world? 227 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,720 No. It's because Dad gets our cell service through Pricecow. 228 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,639 We can't text west of the Mississippi. 229 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,475 Who do you know west of the Mississippi? 230 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,019 Nobody. But what if I go to college in Florida? 231 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,605 Oh, honey, you're not going to college. 232 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,191 In Florida. I meant in Florida. 233 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,779 Where's your father's machine? 234 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,447 Ugh. Roman! 235 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,994 [electrical buzzing] 236 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,039 Roman Laritate Russo, get in here. 237 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,084 I know what to do. Just follow my lead. 238 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,337 I'm so sorry, Mommy! 239 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,506 You told me not to, but I broke the machine. 240 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,092 Please don't be mad at your number-one boy. 241 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,887 Yeah, I'm not doing that. 242 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,890 I can't believe you two destroyed 243 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,516 the only connection we had to Alex 244 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,393 just so you could play scientist. 245 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,061 No, I was not playing scientist. 246 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,064 I was playing wizard. She was playing scientist. 247 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,609 Stop talking. 248 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,320 -[Milo] Mom! -Ugh! 249 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,738 The fridge is haunted! 250 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,952 What are you talking about? 251 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,454 I opened it up to get a pudding. 252 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,206 Then I heard your voice in my head saying, 253 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,499 "Milo, you can't eat pudding all the time." 254 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,753 But then I thought to myself, "Why does she buy so much pudding 255 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,504 if she doesn't want me eating it all the time?" 256 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,591 Milo, focus. What is this about the fridge being haunted? 257 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:57,967 Right. Check it out. 258 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,264 Whoa! Milo's right. 259 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,099 That is a lot of pudding. 260 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:10,063 I don't get it. It was glowing and there was smoke, like... 261 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,190 -[electrical buzzing] -...that. 262 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,405 -Is that normal? -You need to do more dishes. 263 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,534 -I told ya. -What was that? 264 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,412 "It's me, Alex." 265 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,039 -[gasps] -This is incredible. 266 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:31,251 I know! Our microwave and our aunt have the same name. 267 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,837 No. Aunt Alex is communicating with us 268 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,589 through the display on our microwave. 269 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,675 Shorting out the machine must've sent the connection 270 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,927 into the electrical wiring. Do you know what this means? 271 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,345 We're gonna pretend like this is what we meant to do 272 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,347 -the whole time? -You're darn right we are. 273 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,309 Alex, where are you? 274 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,604 [gasps] Ooh. "I'm beyond the rift. 275 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,898 It's super..." 276 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,983 That's nice. 277 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,026 -"...scary." -That's bad. 278 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,113 Don't worry, Alex. We'll find a way to bring you back. 279 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,490 I'm gonna go to the lair and get every book I can. 280 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:06,077 And I'm gonna stay right here and eat every cup of pudding in that fridge. 281 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,246 How's that gonna help bring Alex back? 282 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,831 I mean, it can't hurt, right? 283 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,753 No, you can't throw me in the pit. 284 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,339 I only broke in here to free my dad to help me save my mom. 285 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,300 Please, you have to let me fix this. 286 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,260 -It's my fault she's gone. -What? 287 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,428 It's not your fault. 288 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,513 Of course it is. And now I've dragged my family 289 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,015 into fixing a problem I caused. 290 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,766 But that's what family does. 291 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,560 We'll always have your back, Billie. 292 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,065 Oh. I mean, I'll always have your back too, prison guard. 293 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,403 Prison guard? Oh. Right. 294 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,864 Oh. Justin! [chuckles] 295 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,699 Billie, we are Russos. 296 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,326 Cleaning up each other's messes is literally what we do. 297 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,413 -So you're not mad at me for sneaking off? -I didn't love it. 298 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,124 I know I charged in without a plan, 299 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,043 but that is how I got the keys, so it worked. 300 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,086 Until that dumb guard took 'em. 301 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,171 So I guess it didn't work. 302 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,215 [gasps] Wait. You're the dumb guard, so it did work. 303 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,053 Your thing only worked because my thing worked. 304 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,971 So you admit my thing worked. 305 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,265 All that matters is that we found Damien. 306 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,017 He's in Cell 140. 307 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,477 Let's go get your dad. 308 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,522 You coming? 309 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,192 I'm gonna see my dad. 310 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:24,113 Not if we don't get going, so let's get going. 311 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,785 The last time I saw him, I was five. 312 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,204 He doesn't know me. 313 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,456 I mean, what if I'm not who he's expecting? 314 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,000 What if he doesn't, um... 315 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,003 What if he doesn't like me? 316 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,588 Billie. 317 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,132 Hey, he's gonna love you. 318 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,967 How do you know? 319 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,597 Because... Because no one can do anything but love you. 320 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,308 Billie, you are smart and stubborn, 321 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,811 and gifted, and impulsive, and brave, and... 322 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,397 and frustrating. Sometimes you just wanna... [grunts] 323 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,483 -You know? So... -[both laughing] 324 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,361 And Billie, you are wonderful. 325 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,155 And loving you is literally the only thing I've been able to do 326 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,241 from the second you walked into my life. 327 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,036 Your dad is about to get the greatest gift on earth. 328 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,789 He's getting his little girl back. 329 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,625 Justin, I-- 330 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,709 I know. 331 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,711 I know. Me, too. 332 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,052 All right. Let's go. 333 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:36,018 Somebody knocked you out and stole your uniform? Who? 334 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,272 Run! 335 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,149 We're trapped! 336 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,569 You gotta go get your dad. 337 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,653 I'm not leaving without you. 338 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,405 -Don't worry about me. -What are you gonna do? 339 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,198 I'm gonna charge in there without a plan. 340 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:50,867 Works for you. 341 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,369 Okay, go. I'll meet you in 342 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,453 -Silas' cell. Go. -Okay. 343 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,084 You know, any spell you do in here is just gonna backfire. 344 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,252 Oh. 345 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,420 I'm counting on it. 346 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,256 Right in the magic spell! 347 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,135 Giant hands. 348 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:10,845 I can work with this. 349 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,515 Come get some. 350 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,017 [pats back] 351 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:26,485 This is it. 352 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,118 [lock clicks] 353 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,328 [powering down] 354 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,091 Billie? 355 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,386 Is that really you? 356 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:54,889 Hi, Dad. 357 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,058 [♪ upbeat music playing] 358 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,105 I can't believe it. 359 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,983 I know. I should have knocked, but I had the keys-- 360 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,987 I have missed you so much, Billie Bug. 361 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,322 I miss hearing you call me that. 362 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,658 I'm so sorry that I had to leave you. 363 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,327 It was the only way that I could keep you safe. 364 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,287 [alarm blaring] 365 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,455 Dad, we should talk about this later. 366 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,415 No, I've waited ten years for this hug. 367 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,500 I'm getting my hug. 368 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,544 Dad, we gotta go. Mom's in trouble. 369 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,129 Alex? What happened? 370 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,967 Well, let's just say, I met Grandpa, and it did not go great. 371 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,427 -I'll explain on the way. -Wait, Billie, wait. 372 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,059 We are in lockdown. There's guards everywhere. 373 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,227 Who cares? I'll just blast them. 374 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,812 You can't use magic here. 375 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,397 They have a spell scrambler in this place. 376 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,066 Spell scrambler. That explains so much. 377 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,444 Come on. Let's get out of here. 378 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,742 I've been through this whole book. 379 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,328 The only way to get Aunt Alex back is by opening the rift. 380 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,289 But we aren't powerful enough to do that. 381 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,498 I wish Billie was here. 382 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,375 Don't tell her I said that. 383 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,129 What if we could get Alex back without opening the rift? 384 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,715 Wait, I just said we can't. 385 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,051 "Be quiet, Winter..." 386 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,511 Thank you, Alex. 387 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,805 -"...is talking." -Thank you, Alex. 388 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,641 Actually, it's classic quantum entanglement. 389 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,810 Are you thinking hidden variables theory? 390 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,521 I'm more of a many-worlds interpretation man myself. 391 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,318 What? I did Neil DeGrasse Tyson MasterClass. 392 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,195 As I was saying, 393 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,574 particles in a quantum state can be connected across a great distance. 394 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,660 Maybe Alex and Justin's emotional bond links them the same way. 395 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,954 If that's true, we could theoretically use 396 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,248 a powerful binding spell to bring them together. 397 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,168 [gasps] "That's just crazy..." 398 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,879 -Hey! -"...enough to work." 399 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,632 Okay, next microwave we get needs to have a bigger screen. 400 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,635 Wait, do you really think that could work? 401 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,928 "I'll talk Roman through it." 402 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,097 Uh, okay. But what if I mess this up? 403 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,599 "You won't..." 404 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,975 Thanks, Aunt Alex. 405 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,560 "...ever see me again." 406 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,771 Okay, great. So no pressure. 407 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,235 All right, fellas, it's slappy hour. 408 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,279 [grunts] 409 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,364 [laughs] 410 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,450 Need a hand? Here's two. 411 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,993 Ah! 412 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,329 [laughs] 413 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,290 And now it's time for my greatest hit. 414 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:29,085 [grunting] Ah! 415 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,588 Is that all you got? I was just getting started... 416 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,090 [shuddering violently] 417 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,011 Ow! That was not fun. 418 00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,139 Let's do this. 419 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,892 With Justin set on Alex finding, 420 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,353 bring together with magic binding... 421 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,941 You think it's funny slapping people with those things? 422 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,901 Honestly? Yeah, a little bit. 423 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,488 See how funny it is when you're stuck in here. 424 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,864 What... [stammering] 425 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,159 -[man laughing] -What? 426 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,454 Well, well, well. 427 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,623 Justin Russo. 428 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,127 Oh, boy, do I have some things to say to you. 429 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,254 And I wrote them all down in a letter 430 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,047 that I'm gonna read to you right now. 431 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,930 Wait. So, Alex jumped through a rift 432 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,765 -to save the entire world? -[chuckles] 433 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,976 Man, she is so much cooler than I am. 434 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,895 Don't feel bad. I think she's cooler than everyone. 435 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,857 How are we gonna get past those guards? 436 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,569 I have an idea. 437 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,613 Hey, tell me about your life. 438 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,741 What? Now? 439 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,160 Yes. It's been ten years. Catch me up. 440 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,454 How's it been living with Justin? 441 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,415 It's, uh... 442 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,417 It's been great. 443 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,461 Well, actually, not at first. 444 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,464 Day one, I conjured a Floogie and sent Roman to the Nowhere Zone. 445 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,716 Justin must have hated that. 446 00:20:58,799 --> 00:20:59,842 Oh, he did. 447 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,219 Then I got eaten by Pumpkin Belly, 448 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,513 threw a house party, turned Roman into a baby, 449 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,266 and... Wow, I really am a handful. 450 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,436 Yeah, doesn't surprise me one bit. 451 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,731 I'm sorry. How is this gonna help us get past the guards? 452 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:14,815 Ah! Like this. 453 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,235 Hey! You guys looking for us? 454 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,323 [thuds] 455 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,952 Not gonna lie, Dad, you are pretty cool yourself. 456 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,207 [Roman] Across the rift, 457 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,793 let their affection be the source of this connection. 458 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:34,960 Now cast! 459 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,129 Did it work? 460 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,507 I said the spell just like Aunt Alex told me. 461 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,842 I think I just saved the day. 462 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,094 Uh, Roman. 463 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,931 [Roman] "Cast this spell in the right direction"? 464 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,307 Dang it! There was more to the spell! 465 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,892 Well, I'm sure it's fine. 466 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,144 I mean, it's gotta be fine. 467 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,647 -Right? -[electricity crackling] 468 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,526 [Silas speaking indistinctly] 469 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,236 -Justin? -I found it hurtful that... 470 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,404 Billie? Thank goodness you're okay. 471 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,739 I... Oh. 472 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,617 -Oh, no. -What's happening? 473 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,831 He's gone. 474 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:18,838 Where am I? 475 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,008 [echoing] Hello? 476 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,136 -[rustling] -Who's there? 477 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,639 Whoever you are, you better stay back!